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As time progressed Mitch left Beatlemania to join Beatlefest's House Band: Liverpool. This went on for some time. Each year as Beatlefest dragged on, Mitch would become ever increasingly bigger. And who could blame him? Over-excited female fans buying him drinks and donuts. Well, it would tend to wear on a person. In 2002 Liverpool secretly put out an advert looking for a new, slimmer Paul. Mitch was wise to their scheme and beat them to the new Pauls. He destroyed the competition and washed them down with a tall glass of Martin Lewis sweat. This is not a pretty story, but Mitch Weissman is no longer a pretty man. Later this year, Liverpool was elated when they found that Mitch of his own free will decided to leave Liverpool for good. What is he doing now you ask?
Mitch is trying to pass himself off as a lovable, pudgy, thing. He has been spotted in Ireland and Montana. If you see Mitch, apporach with caution, he is likely to be hungry.
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